Neuralink
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Neuralink Human Trials—The Problem is That People Do Not Want Their Skulls Opened.
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Person: “Gosh, typing on a keyboard is so exhausting. Oh!! I know; I should do the Neuralink chip.” *Goes to Neuralink HQ* Employee: “Welcome! We are pleased you chose to be part of this journey. Are you excited to control everything with your mind?” Person: “Hell yeah!” Employee: “Alright, we will now start with the…